Funny diwali sms in hindi

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Funny diwali sms in hindi
Funny diwali sms in hindi
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Amitabh Shashi Diwali funny jokes


Amitabh - Mere Paas Rocket Hai,
Shurli Hai,
Chakri Hai,
Murga Bumb Hai,
Anaar Hai,
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?

Shashi Kapoor -
Mere Paas


MAA...Chis Hai!


Happy diwali Phuljharri

Your eyes shimmer like a Phuljharri;
Your nose as shapely as an Anaar;
Your ears as beautiful as Chakari;
Your eyebrows shapely like a Pencil; Hair braided like a beautiful Larri;
Your personality takes off like a Rocket;
And your body is simply a Bomb.
Happy Diwali to a scintillating Patakha!


Happy diwali SMS


Rocket - Rs. 90
.
.
Bomb - Rs. 70
.
.
Anaar - Rs. 85
.
.
Fuljaddi - Rs. 45
.
.
Chakri - Rs. 130
Total = Rs. 420........
It's a completely wastage of money.
BLENDER PRIDE or SIGNATURE (RED) + Tandoori Chicken = Maximum Rs. 750
Khoob Khao aur Peeyo... Patakhe Khud Bajenge.
Have a Peggy and Leggy Diwali

Manmohan Diwali 

Diwali Advice:
Please insist on Manmohan Brand firecrackers only for noiseless Diwali!
Happy Diwali!

Happy Diwali 


Look Outside
It’s So Pleasant!
lights Smiling 4u!
candles Dancing 4u!
angels Singing 4u!
fairies waiting 4u!
b’coz I Ask them 2 Wish
you HAPPY DIWALI.

Santa's Diwali choice


Santa: How does a married man celebrates a noiseless Diwali. ..?
Banta: By going abroad. .. .?
Santa: No. By sending his wife
Happy Diwali!

Happy Diwali in advance


Be careful from other duplicate wishers.
I am the ONLY Authorized
ISO 9001-2010 Certified Distributor of
Happy Diwali Well Wisher Group
Happy Diwali


Aapke life mein
mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise
Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise
Mehak ho “Axe” jaise
Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise
Aur tension-free rahe “Huggies” jaise!
“Happy Diwali”

Diwali dhamaka


I’m maachis & you’re pataka,
together we are & it will be double dhamaka…!!

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